Valentine’s Day Gift

Valentine's Day

 lies just ahead.

I’d best get a gift

Or I might be dead.

Trouble is

I’m short of cash.

Long since raided

My little stash.

Last year, I tied a ribbon

To my member.

That wasn’t so good.

I can still remember.

This year I’ll try

To give her a poem.

One that I write

On my own.

Tell her how much

she means to me.

How bad it would be

If she set me free.

Tell her most

Of my pure love.

How she must of been sent

From the angels above.

How her lips are sweet

And her butt is tight.

And when I hold her close

My world’s all right.

There again maybe

I’ll try the ribbon again.

It was bad a first

But … she did give in.

                                                             - Tom Nokes, 2/13/03

                                                                         Elko, Nevada