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The Radish Race

         

Randy, the rowdy rabbit was

reeling down the radish rows.

What was the root of Randy's race?

Ron, the radish rancher,

was rushing after Randy with a rake!!

Ron kept yelling, "Rotten rodent!

You rob one more radish

and I'll put a rash on your rear

as red as a ruby colored radish!"

 

Randy, loved Ron as much as radishes.

He really relished this daily

recreational rendezvous.  For Randy

 recently realized that Ron really didn't

 like red radishes at all.   For Ron never 

removed his radishes from the rows.

He raised his radishes only for Randy. 

Randy didn't reveal his revelation to Ron.

He too loved the daily radish race ... and didn't

want to ruin their rip-roaring, raucous relationship.

 

                                                                                                                                                        - Dan and Harry Turner 9/6/01

                                                                                                                             Elko, Nevada

 

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