I flew to Australia.

I had a great time.

I went to the beach.

And what did I find?

I put on my cozzie.

And some sunnies, too

Saw some surfies, a nipper and a shiela.

Who all said to visit the zoo.

So off to Brizzie

I went the next day.

To see the freshies and salties -

Out on Sunshine Bay.

The time went incredibly fast.

And I've really got to go back.

For now I'm feel'n the call

Of Australia's wild outback.

                                         - Dan Turner, 3/30/04 

                                  Elko, Nevada