I looked to the left

Then I looked to the right

Spied my friend Debbie

Thar's a neck I'd like to bite!

She's kinda pretty

But not much of a flirt

If I had my chance

I'd look up her skirt.

When she smiles at me

I feel kinda spry

I got to admit  

I'd like to feel her thigh.

Well I'll go to the bar

Buy her a drink

Maybe it'll help

What do you think?

Bartender a double

For the girl I love

One that'll make her

See the ceiling above.

                                       - Dan Turner, July 12, 2002

                   Elko, Nevada